astronautdinosaur.com by scott listfield
 

World famous Bondi Beach, where Dinosaur hopes to score with topless Australian chicks and I hope to not get swept out to sea by the powerful undertow combined with lethal stinging box jellyfish. But on the plus side, somewhere around here is the original Oporto. Oporto is a local chain of Portuguese chicken restaurants that serve fresh grilled chicken laced with some kind of opiate. The underbelly of beautiful Bondi is that it feeds the addictions of naive Americans and their famous plastic dinosaurs.

 
 
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