"Welcome to the jungle, we got fun 'n' games, we got everything you want, honey we know the names, we are the people that can find whatever you may need, if you got the money honey, we got your disease."

So supposedly you can see the Hollywood sign from pretty much anywhere in the greater Hollywood area (according to the guide book which lies). So we got totally lost driving around trying to get a slightly better view and next thing I know we're on some dusty mountain road leaning out of our rented Nissan Sentra about three feet from a sign that says"Beware: Cougars."