After 74 hours in a plane, at long last we have arrived in Sydney. Our goals are simple:

1. Take picture of Dinosaur with the Sydney Opera House so it looks like he's wearing a modernist hat (check).
2. Find Kyle Minogue and her mythic rear end.
3. Eat as much Oporto - Portuguese-style grilled chicken fastfood - as is possible in just two weeks.
4. Somehow trick Kylie Minogue into marrying Dinosaur.
5. Avoid getting stung by jellyfish, spiders, snakes, dingos, and Paul Hogan.
6. Should 2 and 4 fail, substitute Dannii Minogue for Kylie Minogue.

Sydney is a beautiful city and we can't wait to get started.