So Sydney has a monorail system that nobody uses unless they are idiot tourists. We are idiot tourists. We liked the Monorail. We sang the monorail song from the Simpsons everytime we took it, walked past it, saw it, or thought about it. You'd think it would grow old pretty quickly, but no, it didn't really. Besides, the Monorail went right to our hotel which was real handy when I got a sunburn so debilitating I could hardly walk. I mentioned that I'm an idiot tourist, right?